I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
