Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I need a hoe opinion
go on
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Randomize
