My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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