this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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