arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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