Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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