im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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