My first STD was from a foam party
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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