i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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