Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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