I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Come share oat with me in your robe
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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