): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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