on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
you will always have a special place in my vag
God, you're like boner-b-gone
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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