A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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