He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Randomize
