how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
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