There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
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