i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
everyone is single if you try hard enough
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
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