there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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