In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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