Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
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