people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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