She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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