the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
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He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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