i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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