Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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