my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Couch. On fire.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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