remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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