She's JV to your varsity
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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