Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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