Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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