So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Just invented taco cereal.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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