After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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