I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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