I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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