She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
the raccoons are back...
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