so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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