Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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