found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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