check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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