i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
