The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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