i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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