Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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