I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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