do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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