Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Do vagina's smell?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Randomize
