i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Where did you get a picture of my penis
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
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