what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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