you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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